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, Administrator on March 02
  As part of I-week we had the task of bagging some cow poop. So we figured no problem. This is Iowa. That stuff is everywhere. Well and hour and a half later we're lost in the middle of rural Iowa. I was half expecting to see a random baseball field or bump into moonlight graham any minute. Tired as hell we asked for directions to cow poop at the local gas station? Not sure how we explained that one, but whatever.So we take the directions and all of a sudden start sliding down this giant mud hill. Every car. One by one. But on the up side we see some four legged animals in the distance. So a few of us pile out of the cars and start running toward the field like giddy school kids. Yeah it's pretty embarrassing now that I think about it, since we were running to gather a steaming pile of crap.I was the first to hop the fence and run toward the animals. The herd started running away from me. But then one turned back and headed right for me. Turns out I was in a horse pasture and apparently horses are very aggressive. I swear I jumped back over the 5 foot fence in a single bound....and then promptly landed in one of those steaming piles I was to eager to get a hold of.Meanwhile my brothers found what we were looking for in the next field. (Not without running from a farmer with a shotgun, but I wasn't really part of that story.) We got all the cars out of the mud pit but one. About 8 of us got out to push it up a hill, but the second we started pushing 8 become 4, and 4 became 2. So me and Ryan Anctil are pushing this truck up a 100 foot hill while steering it too because our big strong brothers didn't want to get there pants dirty. But some how we get it to the top and are ready to go home.Covered in poop and mud Ryan and I climb back into the truck, and from the front seat, we see Bryan Watson waking up. "Brian were you a sleep the whole time?!!" "What? Where are we? Why do you guys smell like crap? All I remember is getting drunk with the seniors and then waking up here. What were you guys doing out there?"-Maybe not the funniest story I have, but it was my favorite.Greg Miller, Class of 2008

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